Brevity is the soul of wit

Monday Night Laugh

so this hawt guy was seated diagonally across us while we were having our dins at carls jr,
whom i did not notice until Ah Chan pointed out to me when i returned with our food. i would not go into details on our fervent discussion about boys and that hawt guy during dinner (read: deprived) and our giggly fit which rendered us 14 all over again and go straight to the main highlight- hawt guy announced/asked his friend out loud "shall we make a move?", and in true Ah Chan fashion, she gave an instantaneous and resounding "NO!!". they looked at us. FML.

There never fails to be an embarassing moment with her around. Take for example, the incident at PS Cafe and during ESAP lecture. First reaction is to reel in shock, second is the urge to want to bury your face from the face of earth. But it has proved to be of high entertainment value when we bring up those incidents, and oh, her 'macro guy'. Thank god for this crazy girl!

Thereafter which we headed to the gala premiere of Storm Warriors, and caught a glimpse of Ekin Cheng for like, what, a split sec? And as if New Moon wasn't bad enough, it was an ordeal to sit through this C grade movie with an A-list cast. did i mention Nicholas Tse looked really hot?



Tuesday Office Laugh

this is gonna be lame. don't say i didn't warn!

i experienced my first papercut. yes, you read that right.

my right index finger was oozing fresh blood (which will ignite the bloody Cullens' senses)
and my colleague was mildly shocked when she saw it.

"oh it's just a papercut" "oh do you know this is the first time i got a papercut?"

"what? u've never until now?"

"yea, i just lost my papercut..."

wait for it...


wait for it......



"VIRGINITY" we said in unison.

a neighbouring male colleague looked at us in disbelief. super funny.