i came across a couple of hilarious puns.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Shotgun wedding: wife or death.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban
When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
one memorable pun learned during sec sch was from Julius Caesar,
in which he had the role of sole ruler of Rome.
and a random carpenter on the streets was demanded of his profession.
MURELLUS
But what trade art thou? Answer me directly.
COBBLER
A trade, sir, that I hope I may use with a safe conscience, which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles (souls)
i thought that was so damn crever!
And in the spirit of puns,
i asked that Din to throw me one.
to which he replied
D: "This is my fall from grace"
Me: "ya ya. go sleep with your baby"
D: "she's already waiting for me on my bed"
Me: "wide spread"
"of usage, that is" (refer to baby as a new iPhone 4)
And on the other side with Mitch, we were having a ruckus racking our brains conceiving a domain name.
M : "how about fullofdisgrace.com"
"disgraceful.com"
"so next time if you're featured the headlines will read AMAZINGLY DISGRACEFUL!"
how about FUCK YOU?
PS: i still love you till the ends of the world, mitch
